Tom Brady posted a carousel from a week in Alaska with his kids, and the shot he picked as the lead one is him jumping into the water holding his nose. Covino says it is the hill he will die on. Rich ties it to the ick. Dan Beyer admits he has been a nose holder since day one, calls everyone elitist jerks, and then decides that riding roller coasters at 45 makes you a loser. That is the Friday. Before all that: CBS put Tony Romo on leave after an open container turned up on the passenger side of his car in Milwaukee, and JJ Watt is stepping in next to Jim Nantz. Beyer maps out why this looks less like a timeout and more like the exit CBS already wanted, all the way down to Ian Eagle waiting in line behind Nantz. Then Baker Mayfield, 16th of 32 in quarterback pay, saying out loud that he feels undervalued after earning it. Overrated to underrated in four years, and now he is betting on himself again. Plus Deebo Samuel back to San Francisco on one year and seven million with Beyer pouring cold water on the homer take, Wemby’s new Nike logo getting destroyed, Brandon Aiyuk as the only actual Niners problem, Tom Holland chasing the Jolie and Pitt box office record, Brainwave with Matt in Chico, and Weekend Hobnob.
Covino & Rich: Tom Brady Holding His Nose Is The LAMEST Thing He’s Ever Done | July 31
